The Twitter Types

• The What Abouter
  Now show Japan
• The Just So You Knower
  I didn’t like this (post, tweet, take, etc)
• The Philosopher
  This is what happens when Socrates meets Silicon Valley
• The Burner
  Kevin Durant
• The Lurker
  Jerome Powell
• The Ratio(e)
  This person gets dunked on more than Shawn Bradley
• The Blocker
  Look at this person wrong and they will block you
• The Sub Tweeter
  If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all  say something without @’ing them
• The Martian
  Responses never make any sense, it’s like they’re from outer space
• The Liker
  This person likes 90% of your tweets
• The Interrupter
  Like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
• The Deleter
  This person experiences 30 seconds of pure anxiety after every tweet. If it gets traction it stays, if not it gets deleted
• The GIFer
  Love you, Jim
• The Memer
  Love you, Ramp
• The Actuallier
  Love you, Jake
• The Complainer
  Ugh, United, my flight has been delayed for THREE AND A HALF HOURS
• The Humble Bragger
  I’m having a tough year, which happens. Now beating the market by just 35% over the last three years. Damnit. 
• The Back Patter
  8 out of 10 tweets are “great post man!”
• The Link Sharer
  It’s nothing but links from 5 in the morning to 10 at night
• The Manual Retweeter
  Twitter killed RT @. For some users, old habits die hard
• The Quote Tweeter
  The quote tweet has its place, but in conversations is not one of those places. Just hit reply like a normal person
• The Stealer
  This person steals tweets without attribution
• The Outrager
  Always mad about everything
• The Doomer
  The glass is always half shattered
• The Introducer
  “Hey, you two should connect”
• The Bat Signal(e)
  Whether it’s buybacks or Buffett, this person will enter every single conversation when you mention their bat signal. 

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