10. It’s a banana
Two of the three bananas have already sold, with the last now going for $150,000. https://t.co/GgXOcBFwBR
— CNN (@CNN) December 5, 2019
9. “Where the sun don’t shine” has lost all its meaning
'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by https://t.co/AiHa6jxKeH pic.twitter.com/jkrxA9X5Vi
— New York Post (@nypost) November 26, 2019
8. The Fed cuts rates for the third time in 2019
Fed cuts target interest rate by a quarter-percentage point to 1.50-1.75%, as expected https://t.co/IK8rrTZLdE pic.twitter.com/Z5ryDwtPKV
— Reuters (@Reuters) October 30, 2019
7. Negative rate mortgages
Something I didn't know until today: Denmark recently launched a NEGATIVE MORTGAGE RATE PRODUCT https://t.co/6vRfnRqSLD
— Javier E. David (@TeflonGeek) December 10, 2019
6. 40 pizzas in 30 nights
Papa John's founder and former CEO John Schnatter gave his first major interview since being ousted, criticizing the chain for everything from the food to its upper management. "I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days, and it's not the same pizza." https://t.co/TiFqNmr72j pic.twitter.com/k6wUq7SRCA
— CNN (@CNN) November 28, 2019
5. Ray Dalio goes to burning man
Just back from Burning Man. Reminds me of Woodstock with better art (installations) and less good music. What a great vibe and what amazing creativity!
Photo is with my pal and coworker Jeff Taylor at his great music camp Root Society. If you go next year, 1-5am is best. pic.twitter.com/ua5UIbRlxo
— Ray Dalio (@RayDalio) September 2, 2019
4. The worst (best?) product demo ever
WATCH: The "bulletproof" window of new Tesla Cybertruck smashes during demo. https://t.co/ukB8wYwwTl pic.twitter.com/6gx2XpUWlt
— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 23, 2019
3. $91 million
Last week, Jeff Koons set the record for the world's most expensive art work by a living artist—his "Rabbit" sold for $91 million. https://t.co/jW7P9eYhHe
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) May 23, 2019
2. Infinite leverage
Wow. Users of the stock trading app Robinhood discovered a glitch that allowed them to gain "infinite leverage." One trader bragged about having a $1 million position funded with just $4,000 https://t.co/XGfYpaBEJY pic.twitter.com/fWCy7jmW4G
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) November 5, 2019
1. LOL
The WeWork CEO is returning the $5.9 million stake that critics called the “most egregious” example of the co-working company’s corporate mismanagement https://t.co/mJCv54cO8V
— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) September 5, 2019
H/t @vixologist for the idea